#Liam is so hawt

[judesmoonbeauty]

Just because I thought everyone could use a sexy little meow-meow today 🥰

[lorarri]

★ . . . 𝐂𝐑𝐀𝐙𝐘 𝐑𝐈𝐂𝐇 𝐀𝐒𝐈𝐀𝐍𝐒 , 𝐅𝟏 𝐆𝐑𝐈𝐃

summary , a series where asian readers, from all over, are showcased and appreciated because they deserve to be loved, respected, and treated like queens

inspired by , amar x100pre by @f1version

status , ongoing

main masterlist | f1 masterlist | f1 grid masterlist

🇦🇫 YOU HATE CUZ YOU AIN'T , oscar piastri

🇦🇲 DOWN SOUTH , lando norris

🇦🇿 KILLER COOKIES , charles leclerc

🇧🇭 STALKER! , max verstappen

🇧🇩 ONLINE LOVE , max verstappen

🇧🇹 THE MOTHERLAND , lewis hamilton

🇧🇳 SULTAN'S SON IN LAW , alex albon

🇲🇲 MEET THE FAM , carlos sainz

🇰🇭 WEDDING OF DREAMS , lando norris

🇨🇳 SO HAWT , f1 grid

🇬🇪 WINNING DRIVE , f1 grid

🇭🇰 THE ART OF CURSING IN CANTONESE , max verstappen

🇮🇳 MAIN TERA BOYFRIEND , logan sargent x fem! gf! reader

🇮🇩 NEW YEARS KISS , lando norris

🇮🇷 VELOCITY OF LOVE , lewis hamilton

🇮🇶 SPICES OF LIFE , yuki tsunoda

🇯🇵 BOW DOWN , winter break in full swing and lewis takes a trip to the land of the rising sun and leaves with the heart of there darling princess

🇯🇴 TOUR LIFE , logan sargent

🇰🇿 JUST DANCE THE KARA ZHORGA , daniel ricciardo

🇰🇼 SUGAR BABY , lando norris

🇱🇧 10 YEARS IN THE MAKING , pierre gasly

🇲🇾 PRESIDENTIAL ANNOUCEMENT , a secret that has been hidden for 2 years finally is revealed and the people couldn't be happier with the out come

🇲🇳 QUICK LERNER , lando norris

🇳🇵I THINK THEY KNOW , charles leclerc

🇴🇲 NOBODY BETTER , lance stroll

🇵🇰 LOVE AT FIRST ROTI , max verstappen

🇵🇸 PROUD OF MY HERITAGE , a fast passed romance has the world captivated as secrets are shared and kept but they eventually all come out in the end

🇵🇬 UNDER THE BAR LIGHTS , carlos sainz

🇵🇭 MY PERFECT PERSON , charles leclerc

🇶🇦 HEATED , charles leclerc

🇸🇦 DAD DOSEN'T APPROVE , toto wolff

🇸🇬 CAN'T BEAT THEM BUY THEM , mick schumacher

🇰🇷 DISPARCH WATCH , the princess of kpop is on hiatus japan with a special someone but people are in denial until they publicly confirm it

🇱🇰 BAD B FROM , lando norris

🇸🇾 EXCUSE MOI , charles leclerc

🇹🇼 NEVER TRUST THE AMERICAN , oscar piastri

🇹🇭 LIGHTS, CAMERA, SPEED! , max verstappen

🇹🇷 SCENE FROM A MOVIE , sebastian vettle

🇦🇪 RULERS OF THE WORLD , max verstappen

🇺🇿 THE BRAID SITUATION , liam lawson

🇻🇳 CULTURE THE WHITE MAN , f1 grid

🇾🇪 FORCED WINTER BONDING , charles leclerc

[ervotica]

howdy!! first of all, how dare that guy. I’ll fight him. but I saw you wanted to talk about Liam, so here I am with questions about your favoritest boy. no pressure to answer them all, just some starting points /gen 🥰

- do you any wips for him that you’re excited about?

- what are your favorite things about him? (so many to choose from, since he’s the sweetest ever, but a few of your absolute faves?)

- what do you think his middle name is, if he has one?

- what do you think his conversations with Deigh are like? and what do you think Deigh calls him? like how Tairn calls Violet “silver one”.

I absolutely adore all of your Liam fics and I’m looking respectfully at the cod content even though I know nothing about it 👀

🤍, liz @callsign-rogueone (I can’t send asks directly from there since it’s a sideblog 🥲)

ahhh hi baby! oooh this is perfect, i could talk about him all day!

-> i have a few very rough drafts scribbled in my notes of wips for liam, vague concepts and the like that i’ve daydreamed about and just HAD to write down somewhere. some of my personal favs that i’m excited to write are…

a sexually charged sparring match…😉

liam with an intinnisic reader (keeping her out of trouble, breaking all the rules to keep her safe)

a possible threesome fic with liam and xaden/ perhaps garrick or bodhi

lots of silly fluffy moments — what liam and his girl get up to on rare days off, what their morning routine is like (with a very sleepy, grumpy reader and a terribly endeared liam), certain extracurricular activities…

a possible a/b/o au, which is always controversial, although i need to plan logistics for that one

the cowboy hat rule😉 wear the hat, ride the cowboy (cowboy liam would be HAWT, although i’m not overly keen on alternate universe fics, i’m trying to learn to love them.)

-> my favourite thing about liam by MILES is how loyal he is to his people. i can just imagine him getting protective over our dear reader and it makes me SWOON just thinking about it. i think he would be my favourite of the fw boys to have when you’re feeling sad or sick, too. he seems like the nurturing type when it’s needed (the muscles are just a lovely bonus)

-> i think his middle name is isaac! i believe it was his father’s name (that might be a fan made fact, don’t hurt me pls) and even the meaning of the name means joy, and he brings joy to everyone </3

-> as much as it hurts (considering how he died) i think he’d be honorable one😖 he truly has one of the strongest moral compasses of any of the characters in the book.

-> i wish we got his conversations with deigh because i’m sure deigh would’ve been like his proud dad. top of his class, always winning. best boy ever fr. i’m sure there would’ve been some lighthearted banter. i just know that deigh knew he picked the right man.

i love that you love my liam content 🥹, and i’m planning on making a LOT more very soon <3 the cod content is still very new for me (and i’m god awful at the game but shhh) i just think military men are very hot and sexy and should be licked a lot

thank you for these questions! i adore talking about liam, i’m pretty sure he’s actually my favourite character to ever exist now tbh

[jokersfangirl84]

Oh...my...Gooooddd...🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵

PEDRO PASCAL CINEMATIC UNIVERSE’S HOTTEST MOMENTS

53. 70/232 votes → Liam cleaning the wound on his stomach in Nikita | Aftermath (2013)

[panlight]

Why do you think SM made most of the vampires (more the vampire males like Jasper, Edward, Carlisle, Emmett, Felix etc) really tall? Do you think it would be better if she evened the heights out a bit more? I can't imagine a 17 year old Edward ever being 6'2. Maybe 5'7/5'8 perhaps but I don't see him being taller than 5'10 tbh. Same with Jacob and Sam, why suddenly make them be like 6'7 when they are supposed to be teenagers??

I'm really curious how tall her husband is, but it seems like to her tall = attractive or that you can't be like Super HAWT in a masculine way without also be TALL. There's more variety with the female characters, with some like Alice being short, Bella and Esme being around average height, and characters like Angela, Siobhan and Rosalie being tall.

But pretty much all the men we're supposed to think are hot are tall, often absurdly so for their time periods. I mean, sure, 6' plus people existed in the past, but because of a general lack of good childhood nutrition they were less common than today. ALL of the Cullen men being over six feet tall is pretty unlikely. I think the average male height in Carlisle's time was something like 5'7" based on skeletal remains from the period. So like, sure, he COULD have been 6'1" but he'd be more likely to be around 5'7".

I ran the stats once and literally the average male vampire is 6'1". That's tall by today's standards and some of these vampires come from ancient times. In contrast, the average female vampire is 5'5" which is closer to the modern average height .

Although I have a half-baked theory that tall people are more likely to be bitten/attacked by vampires because the vampires are like 'tall human = MORE BLOOD.' So "accidents" like Carlisle, Liam and Garrett being tall sort of make sense in that context? Like why go for a fun size candy bar when you can choose a king size? And because they have more blood, a tall person might be more likely to survive: the vampire has more time to stop drinking. And so that could explain, in part, why there are so gosh darn many tall vampires.

But I don't think SM thought about any of that and it's just a "tall guy = hot" thing. Especially for the shifter guys; she literally made up the mythology and made being Super Tall (and buff and shirtless) a feature. It’s not subtle. 

[ao3feed-larry]

Satan's son and the Apostle

by BooksMusicAndSodaPancakes

I don't know what I'm doing, so, basically, Harry Styles is Satan's son and he hangs out with his friends who also come from the underworld (Conan Gray, Billie Eilish and Olivia Rodrigo). The three wanted to see what heaven was like and they heard that heaven people were like really hawt, so they went there where they met Jesus. Jesus was Taylor Swift (cause she's GOD) and her twelve apostles Louis Tomlinson, Zayn Malik, Liam Payne, Niall Horan, Ed Shereen, Steve Aoki, Ashton Irwin, Calum Hood, Michael Cliffords, Luke Hemmings, Anne-Marie and Nicholas Grimshaw. Satan, who's S*mon C*owbell finds out that his child Harry has left with friends. Join Harry's gang, Taylor's Apostles and The creators of the universe (James Corden + Ashe + Little Mix) on a journey of their lifetime and the possibility of an unlikely romance between an apostle of Jesus and Satan's Son.

  -I'm an atheist pls don't hate me I'm sensitive -this is all a joke -I don't know how the fook religion works -this is not even vaguely serious -please don't hate me 😔✌️

Words: 1376, Chapters: 1/10, Language: English

Fandoms: One Direction (Band), Taylor Swift (Musician), Little Mix (Band), 5 Seconds of Summer (Band), Ed Sheeran (Musician)

Rating: Not Rated

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: M/M

Characters: Harry Styles, Taylor Swift, Louis Tomlinson, Zayn Malik, Niall Horan, Liam Payne, Ed Sheeran, Little Mix (Ensemble), 5 Seconds of Summer (Ensemble), Simon Cowell

Relationships: Harry Styles/Louis Tomlinson

Additional Tags: Harry's satans son #louis is an angel/apostle of Jesus #jesus is taylor

via AO3 works tagged 'Harry Styles/Louis Tomlinson' https://ift.tt/3iReEcS

[friendlyneighborhoodamara]

Star Wars Movies Ranked (Best to Worst)

It’s been a while since I’ve seen all the movies, so I’m going off memory.

(Also, if you’re upset about the prequels’ low scores, allow me to elaborate: the prequels honestly have the best story ideas of any SW movie, it’s just those ideas are executed poorly.)

(Also, I know that there was 0 consistency to the length of each mini-review.)

1. The Force Awakens (2015): I adore this movie. Almost everything is perfect. The protagonists are all likable and surprisingly layered and interesting, Kylo Ren (pre-TRoS) is the best movie villain, the old characters play roles in this story that make sense and aren’t just here to be pandering, the effects and lighting are beautiful, the action scenes are fast, hard-hitting and exciting (that lightsaber duel in the wintry forest is my third favorite duel in the series!!). This movie ... it’s a masterpiece.

This would have gotten a perfect score if they leaned into the First Order as the alt-right to the Empire’s Nazi Germany angle, because I feel they’re too strong here. Maybe limit their power so they can only destroy cities instead of galaxies? Also replace the laser on Starkiller Base with fleets of MASSIVE Rathtars, because that’s cooler. Otherwise ... this film is wonderful.

Go watch it. That’s not a request.

- Score: A

2. The Empire Strikes Back (1980): Shorten the Hoth sequence and this film is basically perfect. I feel sorry for any poor soul named Luke who was subjected to jokes about their name, though.

- Score: A-

3. Return of the Jedi (1983): The Jabba sequence is fun, if a bit long, don’t @ me. Every thing else is great. The effects have gotten way better and we get to see the fruits of Luke’s training and maturation as a Jedi.

- Score: B+

4. A New Hope (1977): This movie always gets me in a good mood. I love how it feels less like a summer blockbuster action movie and more like a light-hearted fantasy movie; less MCU and more Wizard of Oz. While the story is one of the most naked attempts to ape on Joseph Campbell I’ve ever seen, it remains entertaining more than forty years later. Special effects are a sight to behold too.

- Score: B 

5. The Last Jedi (2017): 

Rian Johnson gets way too much flack for this movie. He did his best to make a subversive, audacious take on a Star Wars movie, and it was - for the most part - a success. 

Of the three main plots, Rey’s story is the best, obviously. It’s fascinating to watch her develop as a Jedi, to discover Kylo Ren’s past, and to see how Luke has changed since Return of the Jedi. That being said, Finn and Rey’s adventure to deactivate the tracking device is still good (yes, I’m serious) and did develop Finn’s character arc further from TFA. Poe’s plot may have been a bust, but hey, you win some, you lose some. 

Plus, we get the same great score and effects from last time! Still needs Poe x Finn.

- Score: B-

6. Revenge of the Sith (2005): 

Best musical score and best memes of any film in the franchise. That has to mean something. But in all seriousness, this is the best of the Star Wars prequels (and the only one of that trio that I’d call a good movie). The acting, while not amazing, is a step up from the previous prequels (even if the effects have taken a nosedive). 

Similarly, the story is more interesting, although far from perfect, because Lucas made the wise decision to focus more on Anakin’s character struggle than any other aspect. You could honestly skip both of the previous films. 

Also Ewan McGregor is hawt.

- Score: C

7. Rogue One (2016): Eh. S’alright. I like the darker edge to the story, the action scenes are some of the best in the franchise, and the music is good despite not being John Williams, but the characters (sans Jyn Erso, K-20 and Director Krennic, they’re a blast) are pretty bland, in part due to the staid acting. Great effects, though.

My advice is to skip to the awesome fight scene at the end.

- Score: C-

8. The Phantom Menace (1999): This movie is bad but I love watching it (especially with friends!) anyways. The acting is the worst in the series, bar none. The storyline isn’t necessarily complicated, but because of the bland acting, it’s hard to get invested in these characters. 

For example, Liam Neeson as Qui-Gon Jinn acts with as little gravitas or energy as Ewan McGregor as Obi-Wan, yet Qui-Gon is supposed to be more unorthodox and rebellious than his more conservative apprentice. The bungling of that specific dynamic is especially disappointing because it’s rare for mainstream films to have a “Maverick Master, Serious Student” duo. 

Furthermore, there’s a lot of telling and not showing: we get holographic reports of Naboo officials saying “The death toll is catastrophic”, but we never see any civilians die or get rounded up. It sucks your interest away. That being said, we got the best lightsaber fight in the series, Jake Lloyd as Anakin is the most precious bean, and Ewan McGregor as one of the hottest man to exist.

- Score: D+

9. The Rise of Skywalker (2019): This movie was actually mediocre at worst, I just hate Reylo. Also Palpatine coming back makes about as much sense as Bardock surviving the explosion of Planet Vegeta and ending up in the past.

Also needs Poe x Finn.

- Score: D+

10. Solo (2018): Boring as tar. 

- Score: D-

11. Attack of the Clones (2002): Not even the memes were good. Also the lightsaber duel against Count Dooku is awful. CGI is awful. All other criticisms from The Phantom Menace apply here

Ewan McGregor isn’t even hot, he has like weird long hair and it’s gross.

- Score: F-

[nyriam]

I was watching The magnificent seven a few days ago....and there were few awesome "howdya cowboy, you´re getting a bullet through your head soon" moments and I immediately knew I had to draw mah boyz in these hawt clothes....This is Dell....now up to Liam

Both of them with cowboy clothes........ and maybe even without them. But that´s a Patreon story YOU CAN FIND THE FULLSIZE OF THIS PICTURE ALONG WITH A NAUGHTY ONE ON MY PATREON: www.patreon.com/posts/39835468 fav.me/de2840u Anyways...working on the next chapter so I can please you soon again

You can follow me here: www.patreon.com/nyriam twitter.com/NyriamN instagram.com/nyriambonds/ www.deviantart.com/nyriam nyriam.tumblr.com/

[harryfeatgaga]

I forgot to reblog it so idk where the gif is now but I saw one of a guy on his knees eating a girls pussy out and she was slapping his face but the way she was doing it was so fucking funny. I’m sad I didn’t reblog it😔. But slapping Harry’s face when he’s eating you out can be pretty hawt.... - 🍓

OHHHFVJMNRFJVNH WOW 

Anonymous said: 11 AM FOR ME LETS GO LADIES

YAAAAAAAAA

Anonymous said: Do u know how badly I wanna see Harry’s reaction to whatever the hell liam is doing (he did a weird song about cookies) (you also don’t have to post this)

I SAW UNFORTUANTELRTMYNHJK BUT GOD IK

Anonymous said: Wearing a skirt was a bad idea. I also put a thing on under the skirt and now I’m so h word I’m dripping 💧💧 my thighs are shaking. Might just go meditate for a lil bit

OEKDFJNCBUHEIJKDFNVJK

[69duders]

Six Crushes: celebs

1. Noel Gallagher - I literally love him with all my heart. I have posters of him, a cardboard cut out of him, all his albums on CD, most in vinyl, and he’s just fucking talented. He’s my favourite songwriter and he’s stunning. I saw him live in Cardiff and he took my breath away literally. When he walked out on stage I screamed and turned away because he dOES THAT TOO ME. He’s got a cute smile, dresses cute, everything about him is 😤👌.

2. Liam Gallagher - I’m just a slut for the Gallagher brothers. Oasis is such a good band and the members are hhghjghg. Liam has that hawt unibrow, his face is perfection, and I like his music.

3. Ian Brown - I love his music and he just looks gorgeous. He seems like a generally nice guy in his interviews tbh.

4. Keanu Reeves - Good actor and he’s in my favourite movie franchise Bill & Ted. He looks really good with long hair and he’s just a nice guy overall.

5. Clint Boom - He’s just the keyboardist and backsup singer from Inspiral Carpets. I love that band + his hairrrr frhdiwlklhulfgryeihgf.

6. Justine Frischmann - Only lady on the list but, she’s so fucking beautiful and she just has such a badass look. Amazing music + amazing style.

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I tag no one bc i dont have friends.

[vloggerliam]

Top 5 frat boy Liam looks!

Hiiii,Look idk how y’all expect me to pick any top 5 Liam looks let alone Frat Boy!Liam which we know exists in abundance, like, what kinda sins are y’all making me commit?1. Jock Liam because, I mean. (look at those biceps)

2. This is a latest Solo Liam look which screams Frat!Boy kay?

3. I loved VMAs 2013, we got classic 2013 Liam with the plaid around the waist and the snapback (so hawt)

4. This is my fave hoodie enough said

5. Liam at that Modest Party is such an A+++++ look, why don’t we talk about it much? Perfect to describe Frat boy!Liam btw 

6. Wait what did you say, 5? psssh can you say no to adorable sexy beefcake Liam, yeah no

7. Okay but come on? Right?????

8. idk a top 5 sorry

9. Listen special mention pls this look PLS

10. I thought you meant top 10 aha 

(pics belong to the owners, thank you)

[annashipper]

Face it - neither Ben nor Tom Hiddleston will ever be huge blockbuster stars in the US. They're both too British, not conventionally handsome enough, and don't really have the persona for varied roles.

I quite disagree Nonny.  

When did being a Brit hinder anyone’s chances at becoming a household name in America?  I don’t want to shock you Nonny, but some of the greatest Hollywood stars were born in Britain.  Let’s see if some of these names ring any bells, shall we?

Elizabeth Taylor, Richard Burton, Vivien Leigh, Lawrence Olivier, Daniel Day-Lewis, Patrick Stewart, Keira Knightley, Daniel Craig, Ian McKellen, Gary Oldman, Angela Lansbury, Sacha Baron Cohen, Tim Curry, Jude Law, Anthony Hopkins, Alan Rickman, Emma Thompson, Hugh Grant, Colin Firth, Julie Andrews, Helen Mirren, Michael Caine, Jeremy Irons, Vanessa Redgrave, Joan Collins, Ralph Fiennes, Ricky Gervais, Ewan McGregor, Liam Neeson, Sean Connery, Peter Sellers, Cary Grant, Charlie Chaplin?  

I don’t want this to come as a shock Nonny, so I hope you’re sitting down, but all of the aforementioned stars were born in the United Kingdom.  And those are just the ones off the top of my head.

Not conventionally handsome enough?  Do you honestly think all Hollywood actors have to be conventionally and breathtakingly handsome / beautiful to make a career for themselves?  Really?

And yeah, Ben may look like an alien lizard king who’s also strikingly hawt when you least expect it, but ...  Hiddles isn’t conventionally handsome enough?  He doesn’t do anything for me personally, but he’s the epitome of a toothpaste commercial and that’s always a good thing when “conventionally handsome” is the goal.

As for variety?  I believe both Ben and Hiddles have the acting chops to pursue diverse roles and excel in them.  I happen to think Hiddles has been more daring with his choices (especially considering the choices Ben has made since Sherlock exploded), pursuing a wider range with his roles, but the SunnyMarch projects that are being floated at the time indicate Ben is finally ready to move past the “misunderstood, lonely, troubled man of massive intellect” roles.  We’ll see if and when those movies get made.

P.S.  Apologies for the rant, but I tend to get a bit crazy when people don’t put “Cary Grant” and “British” together.  And I’m not even a Brit...